IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

I know I said I would not post any negative UK defence articles, but I feel I must make an exception today.

I regret to inform my readers that the stupid pillocks currently in government have officially announced a u-turn back to the F-35B.

Source:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18008171

I can't be arsed typing out a huge article summarising this complete arse-fuck of a situation and I rather my blood didn't boil any more than it already has.

There is only one thing I would like to add:

This completely retarded decision better ensure that both "carriers" (if we can still call them that) get into service, or I'm not going to be a very happy chappy.